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Required measurements
These measurements are required to generate a suggested size.
How to measure required fields
Waist
- Button the jeans.
- Lay them flat with the top front edge of the waistband aligned evenly with the top back edge.
- Make sure the waistband is straight and parallel, then pull it snug.
- Measure straight across the waistband from one edge to the other.
- Double that number before entering it here.
If the waistband is drooping, not parallel, or not pulled snug, the measurement will be inaccurate.
Upper Thigh
- Lay the jeans flat.
- Place the measuring tape at the far edge of the crotch seam.
- Measure straight across to the outside edge of the leg.
Measure straight across from the crotch seam. Do not follow the curve of the fabric.
Shoulder
- Button up the garment.
- Lay the garment flat, front facing down, with the arms in a V shape.
- Measure from one shoulder seam to the other.
Pit to Pit
- Button up the garment.
- Lay the garment flat, face up, with the arms in a T shape.
- Measure from the edge of one armpit seam straight across to the other.
Sleeve Length
- Lay the garment flat.
- Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.
Optional measurements
Add these for a more precise comparison.
Compare shape and fit across rise, leg width, and length.
Compare shape and fit across shoulder, body, sleeve, and length.
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Front rise
- Button the jeans and lay them flat.
- Smooth out the front rise.
- Measure from the crotch seam to the top of the waistband.
Back rise
- Button the jeans and lay them flat.
- Smooth out the back rise.
- Measure from the crotch seam to the top of the waistband.
Knee
- Lay the jeans flat.
- Measure 12 inches down the inseam from the crotch.
- Measure straight across the leg at that point.
Leg opening
- Lay the jeans flat.
- Measure straight across the hem from edge to edge.
Inseam
- Lay the jeans flat and smooth the inseam.
- Measure from the crotch seam down the inseam to the hem.
How to measure - Help
Body Length
- Lay the garment flat, front facing down, with the arms in a V shape.
- Measure from where the collar band attaches to the yoke straight down the middle.
- Measure to the longest point of the hem.
The Black Cobra Stretch Selvedge is a 12oz Japanese selvedge denim with a black warp and a black weft to create a pitch-black denim, the only flash of color comes from the red line selvedge ID. The standard weight fabric can be worn year-round, and the touch of stretch offers comfort and flexibility without compromising durability. Cut, sewn, built in Canada with black stitching, a black full grain leather patch, and mil-spec non-reflective black metal buttons and rivets. The Weird Guy is a standard tapered fit with a medium rise, a comfortable top block, and a taper from knee to hem.
- 12oz Japanese Stretch Selvedge Denim
- 98% Cotton / 2% Elastane
- Made in Canada
- SKU: 101904003
We offer worldwide shipping primarily through FedEx. Orders to PO Box addresses are shipped via Canada Post. Domestic Canadian shipments may also be shipped via Canpar or Canada Post. Note: we cannot ship to Russia at this time.
- Canada: $10
- United States: $10 ($25 for APO, FPO, or DPO addresses)
- Rest of the world: $25
Returns
- We do not offer refunds; items may be returned for store credit (in the form of a gift card) within 30 days of order fulfillment. Items must be in new condition with original tags—unworn, unaltered, unwashed, and damage-free. Sale items are final sale and not eligible for store credit.
If the purchase was made in Canadian Dollars, store credit is issued in USD at the exchange rate at the time the credit is issued. At checkout, this credit is converted back to CAD.
Merchandise returned without prior approval will not be accepted. See our full Return Policy here.
Canadian-made goods ship duty and tariff free to the USA.
Free Chain Stitch Hemming
Free with denim purchased in-store or online from Naked & Famous Denim. Hemming is done using our vintage Union Special 43200G chain stitch hemming machine.
Customize Your Leather Patch
Personalize your jeans with a custom leather patch. Add your preferred patch to your order and include any sewing preferences in your order notes.
Browse leather patch options here: Custom Leather Patch Options.
Final Sale
Garments that have been hemmed or customized with a leather patch are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged. Please confirm your sizing and desired inseam length before placing your order. Hemming and customization services add 7–14 business days to your order processing time.
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Yes, we ship worldwide!
- Canada: CAN$ 7
- United-States: US$ 10
- Rest of world: US$ 25
*Note: we cannot ship to Russia at this time.
Some international destinations, including parts of the Middle East, may experience temporary shipping limitations due to carrier disruptions. Orders to these regions may be reviewed prior to fulfillment. If shipping is not feasible, the order may be canceled and refunded. Our team will contact you if necessary.
APO/FPO/DPO delivery is currently unavailable
We strive to offer the best and fastest possible service and dispatch orders within 72 hours (excluding weekends and holidays). An email with tracking information will be sent once the order has been dispatched.
*Alterations such has hemming may delay shipments by about 10 business days.
*Some delays may be experienced during sales and public holidays.
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